Beard Balm

Love everything about it the way it smells,feels and leves it very stylish

So I never grew my beard out before. It’s scary to be honest. There’s a lot of responsibility to a beard. People expect you to be a real man, because apparently you are. I always had a little patch or even trimmed it to adolescent sized beards. Then all of a sudden, I tried these beard products. Immediately I started chopping down trees and lifting tons of weight. I they must put something in it, because it’s almost like these beard products are attracting all of the women. I tell them I’m married, but it’s like a zombie apocalypse. Once I say no to one there’s another behind her. It’s actually getting scary and I’m thinking of chopping the beard off entirely. So I would say 2 stars because it’s stressful running from so many women, but for anyone who is single, get these beard products right away…. First of all, it’ll take them away from me, and you won’t regret it.